Come To The Dark Side

(actual meme from the post)

Welcome to The Kingdom of The Trumpanistas

I have been to the dark side, and returned to tell the tale. There on Facebook, hiding in plain sight, a portal to a netherworld. The Kingdom of the Trumpanistas. Outwardly just another middle class American suburb, but step inside and taste alternate reality. One post and its comments tell the tale…


“The left had an agenda in place when Hillary won. They had planned to systematically dismantle the Constitution and to impose a radically socialistic rule over the American people. They had planned to tip the balance of the Supreme Court so they could rule through the Judicial Branch. They had planned to rip the power from the American people and transfer that power exclusively to them.

They have waited for years for this opportunity. They have infiltrated our educational system and have brainwashed our youth into robots that believe their every word. Our youth rioting in the streets demonstrates how successful they have been. Because their plan was so close to being realized, the left pulled out all of the stops to win this election, from massive voter fraud to deceit in order to gain votes.

“But they had no plan if they failed. Which is why there is so much anger and confusion amongst their followers. Remember folks, these are liberals. Children who were not disciplined for misbehavior by their liberal parents. They got what they demanded as children because their parents were weak. Their entitlement attitude was reinforced by their school teachers and college professors. They felt that Hillary’s coronation was entitled to them. So when she lost, they began throwing fits like they did when they were children and didn’t get their way. And you’ll notice that Obama and Clinton have done NOTHNG to stop the violence.

“If it is a war they want, then I am ready to rise to the occasion. These people are sadly mistaken if they think they are capable of staging a coup to take over Trump’s administration. The military is on Trump’s side. They despise Obama and Hillary. The majority of conservatives own guns. Liberals are afraid to touch them. The liberals who are causing all of the trouble have no idea what they are in for if they continue with their illegal actions. Don’t block my car! I will run you over. Don’t make me think you are going to cause me physical harm. I will shoot you. The majority of Americans are fed up with your garbage. We are not taking it anymore.”


Where it gets really insane…

“Here is something one of my liberal FBF (facebook friend) wrote: Many of my LGBT friends are now buying guns to protect themselves. Trump supporters are violent and mean, and we must be able to fight back.”

“Gays with guns! Unique!”

“That is so stupid. The only mean and violent people have been the democrats and liberals.”

“They will throw rocks while we blow them away lol”

“I expect they will shoot themselves in the foot just trying to pull it from the holster. I support the Second Amendment, but some stupid people shouldn’t be allowed a pocket knife!”

“Their many deceitful schemes failed because of the prayer of thousands. “How did this happen?” God showed up at the polls. That’s how it happened.”

“Is it scary to know that I’m actually looking forward to their “revolution” they’ve been threatening? I’m pretty accurate when it comes to dialing in on moving targets.”

“Practice, practice, practice…”

“I love your post. The only thing I would add is George Soros, Obama and Clinton may very well have a plan to call National Martial Law so Obama can reign as king and Congress no longer has a voice.”

“Remember, they are all unarmed 😉 What kind of coup would they be able to bring about?”

“Totally agree! YES INDEED. The Community Organizer, has failed at what he was hired to do by SORO & COMPANY…OBAMA’s the Top ISIS RECRUITER N Chief, FUNDING TERRORISM, ARMING TERRORIST! TELLING ILLEGALS TO VOTE > TELLING HILLARY SUPPORTERS THAT THEY CAN NOT LET TRUMP BE PRESIDENT AND UNDO EVERYTHING “THEY” HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR!!! (would like to know who “they” are….AGENDA 21 folks? ) OBAMA has incited racism since the day he took office and has total disrespect for our Military, Police & Veterans! REMEMBER when he said If He had a son he would have been like TRAVON MARTIN? OBAMA tried to martyr other YOUNG BLACK DRUGGIE THUGS! SORRY …Got news for ya…live the life of a thug, you will die in the gutter like the THUG you are! No crocodile tears for thugs! Good riddance to bad rubbish! Bottom line. The COMMUNITY ORGANIZER did what he was hired to do and FAILED! THIS IS NOT A MUSLIM COUNTRY NOR WILL THE RED BLOODED PATRIOTS SIT IDLY BY AND ALLOW SHARIA LAW! IF BAMA THINKS SHARIA IS SO WONDERFUL THEN HE CAN PACK UP HIS ASS AND HIS DAUGHTERS AND HIS WIFE AND GO BACK TO WHATEVER MUSLIM CESSPOOL HE CRAWLED OUT OF. WE THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND WILL CONTINUE TO SPEAK UNTIL OBAMA AND HIS ILLEGALS EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE GONE!!!”

OK OK I’ll stop now. Take a deep breath. They’re over in Ohio, not here in Melbourne. You can relax. For now. But dont forget, they’re our there, and Trump’s their Chief Chimp. Start stockpiling the dildoes.

About the author

Veteran gay writer and speaker, Doug was one of the founders of the UKs pioneering GLBTI newspaper Gay News (1972) , and of the second, Gay Week, and is a former Features Editor of Him International. He presented news and current affairs on JOY 94.9 FM Melbourne for more than ten years. "Doug is revered, feared and reviled in equal quantities, at times dividing people with his journalistic wrath. Yet there is no doubt this grandpa-esque bear keeps everyone abreast of anything and everything LGBT across the globe." (Daniel Witthaus, "Beyond Priscilla", Clouds of Magellan, Melbourne, 2014)